In the words of the late Robert F. Kennedy, "Some people see things the way they are, and ask why. Some people see out of bounds left, water on the right, pull driver anyway and ask, Why the hell not?" That's what I'm doing with this new column: coming up with crazy golf ideas and asking the same question. Golf can be kind of boring, and I say that as someone who's in love with the game. You know what major sports are more flashy and more interesting? All of them. So here in the inaugural "Why Not," I've got four suggestions for how golf can borrow other sports' ideas for maximum excitement.